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Three things.
1) I have defined calf muscles. Yes, you heard my correctly. There is definition in my calf muscles. First time… ever.
2) I am about 12 pounds fatter than my driver’s license says I am. I would like to change that so I don’t feel like a liar because I didn’t lie when I got it.
3) Strawberry Lager and crawfish. Two firsts for the day.
